God this soul-destroying twat just will not stop - unless there’s actual work involved.

Waiting for Obama to come back and sue the shit out of everyone who ever uttered the birther nonsense in public.

Republicans are so fucking delicate.

Let the awesome discovery began. Character? Yes, Sarah, let’s see how much “character” you actually have. Don’t start something you damn well know you can’t finish. Then again, that’s what you’re best known for in Al-Aska.

Hmm, interesting and unsurprising both. These people are entirely unencumbered by shame, compassion or guilt. Sociopaths rest easier than people with a conscience. For them, it’s all a game of beating the marks.

Did that sweet, sweet gravy train of crazy-eyed conservative donations finally run dry?

It’s in the eyes! The stupid is in the eyes!

I hope they dig up a bunch of her statements and “alternative facts” and allllll the news - like the family brawl at at BBQ a few years ago - as evidence of her reputation not being sullied by this retracted op-ed. Even bring in the “Jesus was busy” comment. How do you know he was busy? Did you ask him? Did you defame…

Apparently that’s the minimum you need to claim for to bring a suit in this specific court. So the real figure might be greater than that, but her lawyers don’t want to name their real number just yet.

$75,000? Momma needs a (few) new pair of shoes.

Apparently she has hired Hulk Hogans legal team? Is Peter Thiel behind this shit too? Gross.

“Giffords and 19 other Democrats under stylized cross hairs.”

Keep in mind that this is the same Halsey who used “urban” to mean “black” and did so unironically.

Just like Lincoln said at Gettysburg: “Civil war is super hard, guys. No-one could have known it would have been this hard. So I guess it’ll be great if we win, but if we don’t, that’s ok, I understand...”

Yeah, I get the whole “Money talks, wealth whispers” but in hindsight, it sure seemed like he treated Carrie like a cheap side piece.

Yes! And not just with men. With non romantic relationships too. I was a pretty insecure kid/young adult (moved around a lot, was bullied by my own family about my weight, tended to care way too much about whether folks liked me or not) and “he’s just not that into you” has eased an immense amount of anxiety.

The show ages well if you view Carrie as an anti-hero, and not someone we’re supposed to love in spite of all of her selfishness and fuck-ups. Because yeah, she was kind of a shitty friend at best and an outright monster at worst. Like, remember that episode where she yells at Charlotte until she gives her money so…

Am I alone in thinking that Mr. Big didn’t so much torture Carrie as she projected all of her hopes and dreams and whatnot onto him and then freaked out every time she got a reality check as to who he was/where she stood with him? He def did some jerk things but I feel like she could have avoided a lot of it by being…

I thought he was called “Mr Big” because it underlined that Carrie was something of a nasty piece of work, who saw others as characters in her own fantasy life?

Just tell them they better hope there aren’t tapes.