Are you guys competing for who has the fluffiest story today or something?

Sure just because you happen to have the flaming red eyes of Satan, himself, people start calling you names.

My favorite thing about feeling bad for Blue Ivy are the inheritance memes:

I cackled.

Why? Her name is amazing. And I don’t say that as a super-fan or anything. It just think it’s cute and it fits her.

Meanwhile, at the Melbourne Cup in Australia...

Not to alarm you, but Ascot hats are a British Class Designator.

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this is the kind of article I need right now. I feel rightly soothed.

I moved to a hat-wearing Euro country three years ago and at first, I made fun of the hats. Then, I got a pink hat as a “haha, look at how Euro I am” ironic wear at my first day at the races. Now I own multiple hats and can’t imagine going to a wedding without. Hats. Are. My. Thing. Now.

I feel like wanting to see the babies and thinking you are entitled to see the babies are two entirely different things. I also want to win the lottery, but it’s not going to happen.

Looking at that top photo, I’d say Bey’s twins are real and they are spectacular.

I appreciate how guarded they are with the birth of their kids. I think that, celeb or not, you should have the final say in how much info you want to share with folks. It’s a time of bonding and with two babies at once, I’m sure that’s a different experience. Not everything needs to be shared immediately to placate…

I would bet any amount of money that photographer has done weddings of people whose marriage did not conform to Christian principles.

“But Hillary didn’t INSPIRE me!”

“It’s the same. They are all the same. I see no difference, la la la la la” It is what every single white middle class “friend” of mine has told me...while my own family is at higher risk of deportation now and my grandpa may lose his Medicaid funding for his nursing home. It is very isolating to be the only one that…

We all know what would happen if an actress said all that: look at Katherine Heigl, and she only said a fraction of this nonsense. PS I seriously have no idea who this guy is, I’ve never watched SV.

So TJ Miller wasn’t acting on Silicon Valley, he really is that big of an asshole.

If you want to feel worse, remember, juries are pulled from voter rolls!

I said this in another Cosby thread, but again, NO SURPRISE here. Juries are full of complete fucking morons who decide to interpret evidence their own way or who’ve already made up their minds and are just waiting to hear selective evidence that supports their preconceived opinions.