“He’s a model... in Canada. You don’t know him; he goes to a different school.” - Leslie Jones

I... don’t know how to react to this.

You mean like the Orange Overlord of the Oval office and his spawn?

Be careful what you ask for. There are untold numbers of doods on the internet whose Spider Sense just started tingling at your request.

OMG!!! We don’t bend that way Lena!!

I actually had a dream last week about attending a family reunion. The Kardashians and Kate Middleton were all there, all apparently part of my family. I played with George and Charlotte and treated them like I treat all my nieces and nephews.

It cost significantly more when Obama visited Parliament than when Will, Kate and co visited BC most recently. Visiting dignitaries are always expensive.

I know someone who desperately wants to be king so he can rule with an iron fist, like the Brits deserve. They need to be ruled with adorable cruelty because what’s left of the empire is collapsing all around them.

I mean, I know people have varying opinions on the monarchy - as an American, I have no horse in this race. However, I have to appreciate that despite being born into ridiculous wealth, the younger members of the royal family seem to be trying to actually do some good with whatever influence/power they have.

It is so simple and real. She’s a mom who does stuff and this is the stuff she does. I adore that she is doing so well. Yay for Brit Brit.

As a Canadian, obviously the Queen is my soverign. I have no problem with the monarchy, not only is it literally the only reason to visit England (excluding the rest of the UK), I’ve always seen it as “the living personification of the peaceful transfer of power.”

These actual human beings are living-symbols of the…

I love Britney’s Instagram. There’s no drama, no shilling for #brands, no #lifestyle crap, it’s just her being chill. It reminds me that people who have seen the darkest days can come back from all that and be happy. I know the whole point of social media is to project a happy self all of the time, but really she…

Kim K: I really miss having a baby around.

There’s all types of awkwardness in this world. But there’s nothing more embarrassing than being told to come for dinner to your parents’ house only to find guests with their 25 year old engineering/med school son. Parents who do this should be fined with a heavy tax.

Someone joked on Twitter that if his billion-dollar company had been a tech startup instead of a whiskey brand, there’d probably be folks looking to see if he was interested in running for office in 2020.

“George doesn’t need the money, I didn’t need it, Mike didn’t need it — it wasn’t the reason behind launching a tequila. We wanted everyone to be able to drink it and not be exclusive,” he told Business Insider – a 750ml bottle now costs between $45 and $55.

I used to see a big old Casamigos truck pull up to the liquor store near my house, and Rande and George are both on there, but not Hans Moleman Mike Meldman. He must be the Karen!

Why do I feel like I would know what piss tastes like even though I’ve never tried it

Ohhh, that’s who took all the luck in the world!

Meldman must feel like such a third wheel. I’ve known for years that Clooney and Gerber were besties and decided to get into tequila together. Meldman? Never heard of him.