I am 91 days sober. I’m not quite flying my AA flag to everyone I know IRL, some people know, but alcohol  has been part of my coping mechanism for so long, that I’m really proud to be working on being a better person without it.

I have turned my guest bedroom into a home gym! It looks amazing and I love the space and I am excited to finally have my very own little gym!

I washed my deck(which basically means I bleached it) in preparation to re stain it which I will do as soon as I get two sunny days in a row.

Craft Thread!

Dylann Roof is alive, and Philando Castile is dead. I never want to hear the lie liberty and justice for all ever again.

There was one speech by a general I stood through where I nearly, I swear to God, NEARLY locked my knees on purpose. Our drill sergeants made sure to ‘remind’ us not to purposely lock our knees to get out of ceremonies, but...man. It was tempting. A couple of busted teeth and the smoke session afterward sounded like a…

...the Royal Children, who are at their happiest when perched far, far away from the heaving, slack-jawed masses.

Sounds like someone locked their knees.

Not gonna lie, if I was in the same situation, I probably would too.

This sentence was so perfect and glorious I read it 5 times just to bask in it. Put it on my gravestone.

The poor kid. Every time I see him I take a solemn moment to wonder if he’ll grow up to be sycophants like his siblings.

No one has a right to force their body on you, unless they are saving you from imminent danger. Consent is a good thing to teach early and demonanstrate to your children, especially girls. You don’t want to be kissed? no one should kiss you. Even your father.

Hell, you know Taylor bought the last 500 copies herself to make it to the magic number.

Very funny - snort laugh even - but NOT shade.

Kinda hoping the court refused you due to your shade jurisdiction...but I’m guessing they were not pleased that you have an actual brain in your head. My experience with jury selection is that they want people who just fell off the turnip truck.

Good God. A hug that awkward should probably be grounds for an automatic social worker assignment.

This gives me hope that one day, Barron may be a dreadlocked budtender freeganing his way through Tucson and giving long rambling interviews to whoever will buy him a beer.

“Lucifer in the flesh” John Boehner.

I haven’t seen someone get flicked in at least 2 decades. I’m dying.

Ted Cruz’s children openly hate him and I respect that. The Trump’s could learn a thing or two.