Sure, you know, like Egg, Tuna, or Chicken! These folks are gettin’ all fahwnsayy on us.

You’re thinking of his global warming denialist, coal-humping predecessor Tony Abbott.

Wellington Nicoise.

This link will show you everything he and his company (Plan B) have produced. It’s a very impressive list, including many non-mainstream projects that would arguably never hadve seen the light of day without his imprimatur on them. It can be said that over the last 15 years, his producing efforts have had a measurable…

I did some research on IMDB.

What do these movies/shows have in common?: Okja, The OA, Moonlight, Selma, The Normal Heart, Eat Pray Love,

Brad Pitt was an executive producer on all of them and he wasn’t in the cast.

Can you imagine Tom Cruise producing something and saying, “That’s OK, I don’t have to be the star.”

I…

Celebrities: They’re just like us! (if we’re lucky)

I have a soft spot for Pierce. He lost his wife and daughter to cancer, which is just awful. But he and Keely seem like and adorable and happy couple. I hate that she is frequently fat shamed by the press/public.

god damnit take your star and leave.

Really impressed that the Gwen Stefani “insider” managed to work one of her song titles into the quote.

I’m sure they still taste of skittles, but now they look like ibuprofen

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Oh FFS, the outrage over this is like a poorly executed comedy-sketch of unintentionally self-parodying Lefties. As someone who cares deeply about Leftist causes, shit like this doesn’t help.

Seriously? This is the hill we die on? What was meant to be a small token of support is turned into a point of outrage? Im sorry but the reason trump and his supporters continue to shit all over us is because we devote too much of our very limited resources to bullshit infighting in a hope to be wokest. Can we get…

I love assembling IKEA furniture! It’s like carpentry where all the hard parts are done for you. Hammer some shit, screw some shit in, and bam! You have made furniture.

Same. I kind of want the drawers that all the makeup youtubers have but I don’t feel like building them. And trying to build them with the assistance of my mom or a friend just seems like a fight waiting to happen.

Note: do not buy this perfume unless you wish to be free of a cinnamon bun obsession. Jinni once had the incredibly good sense (and better taste) to buy a perfume that smelled like chocolate. Because she is cheap, she insisted on wearing it until it literally began to evoke nausea.

My first (really, only) thought when I read that story was “well, that’s a great way to lose your hospital job.” Sheesh.

Dear hospital employees,

I thought of that too BUT on the flip side boy would it piss off Trump that BEYONCE takes any or all birthday media attention away from him.

Lord, please don’t let those blessed children share a birthday with Donald Trump.