Can someone explain to me how the handling of Hurricane Katrina is a crime of similar caliber to the Versace assassination or the Monica Lewinsky scandal? I don’t want to trivialize the latter two, but they’re far more sensational stories. I’m wary of how the Katrina story is being handled.

Friendship goes both ways, Diane. Give Meryl a call.

Yes. Are phones in Hollywood different from ours? You can get and make calls if you want to.

Surprise! Things are still wildly uncivil between Brandi Glanville and Eddie Cibrian. [Celebitchy]

If you need someone to blame, maybe start here instead.

Well, if I recall, she was very outspoken about the strength of Woody Allen’s character and she considers him a BFF. So chin up, Diane! It sounds like you’ve managed to surround yourself with at least one quality dude.

Or 8 years of Obama hung in effigy.

I would bet $50 that this person has no idea that Kathy Griffin exists.

Court Transcripts (TRIGGER WARNING):

I see you, Ron. Go tell ‘em.

Way to represent California!! She has always been a no bull-shit type of person.

I could totally see Leslie Knope doing that.

I have fucking had it with archaic white men in the Senate cutting off their female counterparts. It’s the 21st fucking century. These old motherfuckers need to die off already.

I start my dream internship with a program through our DA’s office this August. When I found out that Kamala Harris had created it (but couldn’t get it started because she had to go be the AG), I swooned so hard.

At 3:30 in the video, she’s got him. She asks if he’s aware of any Trump campaign contacts with Russians and he says “I don’t recall that” and awkwardly shifts in his seat, then a beat later interjects “at this moment”.

Harris: “I’m sure you prepared for this hearing today and most of the questions that have been presented to you today were predictable, so my question to you is did you then review with the lawyers of your department, if you as the top lawyer are unaware, what the law is regarding what you can share with us and what…

“Don’t rush me, it makes me nervous.” Comforting words from the United States Attorney General.

Never been seen in the same room, just for the record.

His smile after she was told to let him answer...I’ve never wanted to shove a sharp object into someone’s face more in my life.

MAKE THIS GIRL PRESIDENT YESTERDAY!