There are SO many more quick one liners this season. I’m starting to watch episodes over again and I hear new lines every time.

“I’ll talk to you tomorrow. Unless my Tinder date tonight turns out to be a better murderer than my Tinder date last night.”

I think the one-liners are better than ever this season. I.e.

I dunno, this looks an awful lot like a car wreck to me

Also would have been acceptable, and also absent. For shame.

You almost had the full package...

So he’s had dementia for the 40 years (give or take) that he’s been in the public eye (no doubt before that).

I only read the comments for the endless rage about stick to cars, you Trump-hating liberal commies.

Hey Deadspin, I’m a female! Females get head, too!

Did you really have to ask that? He’s a Celtics fan...

They better figure out how to play defense before the finals, or we may finally see a team go unbeaten in the playoffs.

Are you really bragging that the only way you can get head is through a miracle? That’s sad.

My future ex-husband also morphed into a stranger overnight. I don’t really know what happened. We were together for over 10 years; I gave up everything I’d ever known and loved (except family) to relocate with him to a place I’d never even beard of, based on his promises of a better life for us and our child; we were…

When my ex and I were engaged, everything was hunky dory until he was expected to do something during the wedding planning. Then Everything came out: he was terrified of getting married, his divorced parents allegedly hated each other, he proposed because he thought he’d lose me (spoiler alert: he did but that’s not…

This is a popular scapegoat issue, but I disagree. Throughout my 20s and 30s, most of the relationships that I have seen fall apart, including my own, have not involved third parties or roving eyes. And even in those that did, there was always a larger underlying problem anyway. I think the more relevant cultural…

Their economic anxiety makes them say strange things sometimes, that’s all.

I’m surprised not to see OKCupid, Tinder, or Ashley Madison receive a shout-out, here. A main reason for jitters in this modern era is the same as it was for me when I attended a university with a larger population than my natal city (that is, 40,000 students, most of them on the make): the marketplace of romantic…

Legend.

In before the debate even gets started.

“Does this mean we can start kicking Jews and coloreds out of our business establishments?”