So long as the feeling is universal then you’re fine. You verge into jackassery if you expect it but don’t give it

I’m an older chick

If it weren’t so fucking horrifying, this shit would be hilarious..

I’ve told this story a lot but never in Kinja so I’ll share it here: I had to play “My Heart Will Go On” on the trumpet in 5th grade and it was real torture.

I said it before and I’ll say it again. This is the picture of vodka and Valium. Trust.

Becky had no social status. She was from a lower class family, and many earlier episodes drilled that her family couldn’t buy the clothes she wanted, and that she desperately wanted to fit in.

Every time there’s an article about music on here, dismissing one artist over another, I almost always disagree and I feel personally slighted.

You’re overthinking the thought processes of people that don’t overthink anything.

How many high crimes and misdemeanors does this make? Literal treason at this point and the gutless GOP still happily sells out our country for their hideous agenda.

I can’t wait for Paul Ryan, Marcus Rubinstein, et al to come out with their courageous condemnations of this, since I know how concerned they are about mishandling of classified information. /s

You know, I understand his mentality here. A cast shake up can often save a TV show with dismal ratings. However, he’d be better off just writing this off as a sunk cost and canceling the rest of his presidency.

I just watched Get Me Roger Stone which was an insane reminder of all of the advisers and strategists he ran through before he was even inaugurated. Just a revolving door of weird haircuts and J. Pressman and phantom women.

The look she gives after Mama says, “So guess what?”, is what I will need to get me through another week.

I get it Katy. Sometimes I want to prematurely end my career too.

I honestly don’t think there’s a single thing that he says that can’t be contradicted by something he has tweeted in the past.

Sure, smegma-head.

Jenner added, “I’m out there trying to make a difference in the world. There’s a lot of drama in the Kardashian family.

She was a crappy parent to her kids from previous marriages (as shitty as Brody Jenner is I don’t doubt his account of this), she’s a crappy parent now. She’s not a nice person, she only cares about things that directly impact her, otherwise she’s oblivious and uncaring. She even makes Kris look sympathetic,…

I really feel for the transfolk who have this woman as their most visible representative.

As Trump digs himself deeper and deeper into a Russia-sized hole, his lawyers - honored as the 2016 Russia Law Firm of the Year - have announced that his tax returns in the past decades do not show “any income of any type from Russian sources,” with a few exceptions.