I don’t know why but these came to mind.

Yes, even in progressive cities there is a lot of ignorance out there. Largely perpetuated by me.

It really is a thing of beauty, this response. With just a trace of shade (“I really appreciate that other people do”), like nutmeg in a risotto.

We decided not to have children. I really appreciate that other people do and we will always have friends that have children that we are close to but It was a choice I made very early.

“Some of my best friends have children.”

When people ask me if I have kids, I usually respond with, “No, I have a very expensive computer instead.”

Be careful what you wish for – Spicey Facts is holding on by his fingernails…

Yeah, season 2 episode 3 was TERRIBLE. Like, you’re really going to be this nasty to Asian-Americans? Fucking NO. It’s like when she kept trying to insist in Bossypants that her dad wasn’t racist for believing that the Black kids coming into the neighborhood were out to steal their bikes.

Maybe it’s a new trend...

Someone above (apologies, I cannot remember the name) that he’ll probably go straight into talk radio. I am inclined to agree. Donald would hire him of course but I can’t see Pence allowing it, and I think he has a fair bit of control.

Oh wow, I’m sure your perspective on like, a trillion things is interesting as hell.

Fox values one thing above all

Ha! This warms my cold, black heart. Today was a good day, with this and the Chaffetz news.

There’s always money in the Russia Today stand.

I mean, he’s just going to replace Sean Spicer, right?

Isn’t it amazing that the straw that broke the camel’s back were his asinine comments sabot Maxine Waters’ hair? I don’t know why, but that makes it even sweeter.

I think he’s high and listening to Dark Side of the Moon in the second shot.

This was my Marty. I miss him. He was a good ass boy.

My dog Hank is a very good dog. Yes he is!!!