I’m not going to judge, my labor playlist was basically going to just be Lemonade, some Fleetwood Mack, and “Eye of the Tiger.” Too bad I went into labor during the Lady Gaga halftime show, and feared I was going to give birth while the Super Bowl trophy ceremony was playing in the E.R. So few people actually get to…

It’s not a good idea to tell other people how to cope with this bullshit.

Being edgy on the internet for the sake of being edgy is not literally dumber than justifying guns in schools because grizzly bears.

Jeez, the responses you are getting?!? Times like this, I really miss Gawker.

Tried not to laugh...

I don’t know who Rob Liefeld is. But I’m also not super interested in debating what type of anonymous internet commenting is worthy of scorn. I will definitely not be told to shut up by some rando who has christened themselves morally superior to me.

I assume the other party in the murder suicide was a grizzly bear.

How can she have just turned 27? I feel like she’s been 27 for 10 years.

It’s hilarious. When I first started I wasn’t even mad; I just burst out laughing. He didn’t even do salt-and-pepper Just For Men. Dude went straight-up shoe polish effect. lol

I’m sorry, but I’m also a little proud.

Breasted

Yeah, sure.

Private email servers that were hosted out of BENGHAZI!!!!!!

“Furthermore, we suspect all women in question are addicted to abortions and have collaborated on this slanderous attack by means of a private email server.”

“Fox has concluded that Bill O’Reilly is not at fault, in fact he is the victim here as each of these women had individually seduced this great man and taken advantage of his good nature.”

LOL. Look at the comment: “This lemonade stand is so cute. I need a daughter.”

I had to stop reading after the lemonade stand story. She doesn’t even realize that her father’s (probably underpaid) employees used their own hard earned money to humour her. Whaaa! It was so hard for me to have everything, when all I wanted was a street to sell lemonade that the staff made for me to sell! I know…

Isn’t this the case for everyone who’s inherited massive wealth? They think losing 600k out of a 100 million fortune is like you losing 1000 out of a 30k pay packet, not realising that that 1000 is the difference between heating or eating for a month or two.

They persuaded their bodyguard to buy lemonade, and then their driver, and then the maids, who “dug deep for their spare change.”