OK SO IT’S NOT JUST ME

OT, but I’m trying to star comments, and I’m taking the stars away instead!

Smokin’ hot. Also, he allegedly proposed to her in Spanish! I love those crazy kids.

My coworker talks on her phone at her desk in Arabic all the time and I’m 10000% sure she’s bitching about me to her mom.

Also, Selena Gomez was not in the conversation because dad does not know who she is.

Have you seen his picture? I’m pretty sure he loves all food.

I second that! Especially because I recently got in a tiff with my dad about who was the most beloved woman in America, he said Michelle Obama and I jokingly said “I don’t know dad, people sure do love Beyonce”. He was so pissed, it was adorable. If he weren’t in love with my mom I would definitely think dear old dad…

That was a huge diplomatic gaffe. Everyone knows Kim Jong-un hates jalapeno poppers.

Certainly Tillerson’s previous statement in March that “all options are on the table” when it comes to North Korea didn’t help matters.

I’M STEALING THIS!!!

I haven’t listened to it yet, but “last podcast on the left” recently did a multi-part about Scientology. Might also be worth checking out.

Honestly after reading just about everything on Scientology, I will say, if Cruise is gay he is the deeply closeted self hating kind. He’s not the the travolta rubbing down the message therapist type. He either really loved Nicole and Katie or he desperately wanted to believe he did.

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I want Katie and Nicole Kidman to do a documentary together which solely consists of them comparing their individual trips to hell.

‘When You Try To Surreptitiously Photograph A Celebrity, But Forget To Turn Off The Flash’

Is it just me or does gossip seem particularly lifeless post-inauguration? I just don’t give a shit about any of this stuff. Has Trump really drained my joy that much?

Q: How do keep excitement and passion in the relationship year after year?

I still call Schroedinger’s relationship. Only Katie knows if he’s in the box.

Honestly fuck whoever took a creepshot of them in a restaurant. Katie Holmes has been through enough for one fucking lifetime, let the woman enjoy a normal fucking relationship.

. . . They are certainly persistent. I mean, granted, “Jamie Foxx and Katie Holmes are dating” is no “Jennifer longs for Brad!”, but still.