That reminds me of a joke that never made it onto Family Guy. Peter goes to Wall street and sees someone he knows named Sal. Peter yells “Sal!” trying to get his attention, causing everyone to sell all the stocks and the market crashes. Sal sees Peter, waves at him and Peter says “Bye!”. Then everyone buys the stocks…

That IPO is going to turn out to be the biggest investment fiasco of the decade.

To irrelevancy, and beyond!

Or not even that. There’s most probably dead silence, what with all the existing tunnels for drug trafficking. They’ll just add a new commodity to their businesses. Or expand the current one.

40-foot ladders and shovels to help dig down more than 6 feet.

the wall will be 30 feet tall

One of the best things I ever did was start hanging out with older people sooner. I’m 30 and most of my friends are 40+. I learned the “give no fucks” life lesson about a decade earlier than most people and Jesus Christ it is the best. I am concerned with being a good person and enjoying my life. Full stop.

From The New Yorker.

Britney’s IG is pure joy. She is living her best life. I only wish the best for her. You do you, BritBrit!

Warren Beatty still had it when they got together. They met on Bugsy, I believe. His career was hot and so was he. I think theirs is an exceptionally rare case of him really falling for her. Besides, in Hollywood and even in normal life, plenty of washed up old men sadly ARE able to keep on womanizing.

Absolutely. If I had to guess, he hit 50 and realized he couldn’t be banging women and staying out partying till dawn forever. Even in Hollywood, he would have become a pervy, gross stereotype.

I LOVE being in my 40s. I like all the shit I like without shame.

I gasped reading that. It was a ragged gasp, like the air escaping from a tomb opened for the first time in centuries. I’m so sorry for your loss.

I’m hitting that now in my late twenties. My mid twenties I feared getting older, but now I give so few fucks about things that don’t matter, I’m getting better at saying what I feel and liking what I like. I’d never go back

I’m in my thirties and I absolutely love getting older. Every year I get more comfortable with myself and enjoy life more. I find more things that interest me and I know what I am and what I am not. It’s magical.

Same, though I’m kinda sad about all the years of Brit fandom that I was too cool for.

When I was a young alternative person, it was shameful to like Britney. I’m glad I can love her with abandon now.

What could you possibly mean by that? Berlin is one of the world’s most international, multi-lingual, progressive cities. You elected this moron. You. Not us.

Now that President Obama has moved on, it’s actually nice to see the new leader of the free world sitting in the Oval Office, and also Donald Trump.

Cuts to health care, Meals on Wheels, science, medical research, the arts, etc, all while Trump burns money every weekend in Florida and every day in NYC. This is some master-level cartoon supervillainy here.