The Special Relationship. The Most Special Relationship, indeed.

If they did, they wouldn’t say.

And yet no sense that anything at all will become of this. Trump lies with impunity. Words have lost all meaning.

I don’t think she does it for the press. She made some movie (I forget the name Remembered! It’s Beyond Borders, with Clive Owen) and it sparked an interest. She could have stopped once that was released or she set up shop with a husband and six kids, but she didn’t. And I’m pretty confident that most of the press…

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At least that would be a reasonably interesting story.

IT WAS TYGA IN THE PAWNSHOP WITH THE CANDLESTICK

I read that headline as “Kendall Jenner Got Robbed of $200k By Jewel” and got irrationally excited.

I was so happy when I saw this. Let us hope France also has a moment of clarity.

This is somewhat related, and extremely important.

I’m preemptively depressed for all of the “well then don’t take naked photos of yourself!” news coverage this hack will produce.

So, he’s single?

“I want my kids to know there is no shame in getting help when you need it, and to be a source of strength for anyone out there who needs help but is afraid to take the first step.”

Thanks. I recently got a book deal so I hope that putting my stories out there (I drink to cover up abuse) will help me towards a place of sobriety, or at least reduced harm.

You evil bitch. Stop making me laugh.

That was awful. Did they pick the four most awkward men on the entire planet? I mean, if that one guy going “Once I go black...” is any indication of the next season I may have to burn the whole Bachelor mansion to the ground.

I briefly confused Brad Womack with Chris Soules and was about to commend you for continuing to watch if Chris was your first season.

Hard Pass. Rewatch “Buffy.”

Two people in a relationship and they’re not married?

Hillary Clinton sent Amber Tamblyn’s newborn baby a letter.