Sure!  She can pull them off and put them right back on the curtain rod in Grandma’s parlor where they came from.

Not precisely on topic, but the firewall at work is screwing up the rendering of the Simmons gif, causing him to erupt in rapid bursts of flapping followed by long periods of no movement. It looks like he’s trying to fly away, like a Bird

and a photo showed Franken grabbing a fellow USO performer’s breasts.

Almost everything wrong can be traced back to that fucking administration.

Or the dean from Community.

we could save ourselves a whole lot of trouble if we just legalized pcp

That might work in europe where people don’t really respect cops and they’re barely armed. Every time it happens here though the cops get out their APCs and microwave emitters and blanket streets in tear gas. And then the news comes on and talks about how violent and scary the mobs are and how they don’t know what…

A voice of Winnie the Pooh. Not the voice. If anyone gets the honor of the definite article, it’s Sterling Holloway.

Men’s dress shirts are longer due to tradition, and that comes from always being tucked in the past. It is actually kind of a “problem”, because typically the length is even longer than what’s pictured in the article. For casual wear, it’s a bit of a nuisance because finding a great fit and fabric is always trumped by…

Thor: Ragnorak is the best MCU movie. This is canon.

With that hairline, it’s obvious Michael’s no Mayday Malone.

I love how right wing nutter groups like this always claim that right wing violence is some leftist false flag, and in that same group will proclaim how they’re eager to do a big ol’ violence if things don’t go their way

I wish I could tell you that Mueller fought the good fight and Republicans in congress let him be. I wish I could tell you that. But politics is no fairytale world...

I disabled everything related on this site, including their autoplay videos and sharing buttons. I don’t need any of that shit. I also don’t need those occasional gigantic ads at the top. Oh, and ever time I load a page without an ad blocker on, I see a flurry of third-party sites being named as they’re loaded onto…

How can someone afford 84 payments of $350 but yet cannot save a dime to buy a used car? Get a loan for $2,000 and buy a dodge neon. Auto payment of like $50 a month, save the other $300 a month and put it into a very conservative fund. Earn 5-6% on your invested money. Drive that neon and pay for repairs for a year…

Things I’ve taught my kids to keep them safe -

We talk about what everyones job is. We include “Is it a kiddos job to help a grown up? No, the only thing a kiddo can do to help a grown up is to find another grown up to help them” Then we offer scenerios like if someone asks you to help find their kitty, what is your…

If only we could all be “flaunt my wealth by placing my child in situations children have no purpose being in” rich.

I think we are being a little too hard on Mark Cuban.

It’s the good guys with guns fantasy... 

Posted above but..