Can we get a few more baseless, wild theories out here? Feels like we’re pulling our own Hardens here (hey-o!) in the comments.

That’s what keeps catching me off guard. Out of nowhere it’ll sometimes strike me that no matter what happens, he’s in the books now - he will forever have been president. Even if he winds up removed from office and spends the rest of his life in prison (ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease), there’s no undoing the fact…

Not saying the Pacer isn’t worse, but, ladies and gentlemen, behold your Eastern Conference Champion:

I was just thinking last night that between the Cavs inconsistency and the Bulls and Wiz playing as well as they are (and hell, why not spot the Bucks at least a puncher’s chance), given the opportunity, I would probably bet the field in the East against the Cavs. I don’t know if I would necessarily pick any of those…

who writes this shit?

... the White House and other Trump properties.

Hang on, let me fetch the oven mitts.

What an amazingly clear and efficient way to tell people they don’t count. Like, literally. Bravo. And fuck you.

Don’t all you Kinjas live in NY? Send it out. That’s like a top 5 thing I miss about NYC. Totally worth it.

gross

Does this mean we’ll be seeing more prosecutions for downloading/streaming pirated material? Asking for a friend.

Fucking eerie, this is.

Wish I could star this so many more times. Great point that I haven’t seen made anywhere. We seem to have no problem with “complicated legacies” as a general rule, why is it all or nothing with Cosby?

I mean, it qualifies, I guess - two hands and all - but I’d hardly say this question was answered with a resounding “yes”.

Wait. Who is it that’s having a temper tantrum?

Just chill, MS. Not very zin of you.

Sounds like you like it for the same reasons I hate it. It’s super fake (which, duh, they all are, but still) and there’s no “game” - just an imperative to hook up and be part of a couple. It feels like junior high where kids latch onto boy/girlfriends as status symbols and a path to popularity. And that’s it. That’s…

I only got into this show to deepen my experience with Bachelor Pad and they killed it for goddamn Bachelor in Paradise.

I really think they want us to die. Retired people cost more money than they bring in and young, productive people will generally stay healthy with minimal care. The long-term goal is to drop our average life-expectancy by five or ten years. It’s the fuck-off and die plan.

OH MY GOD THAT WAS TEDIOUS!