Right? I can’t believe I had to scroll so far down to see someone mention this. Worst witticism fail ever.

THIS. This has been the goal ever since he discovered he had a shot at getting elected. I think he thinks he can be the world’s first trillionaire.

you should. it’s a great, great drug and probably your best option at this point.

Billy Hoyle?

We are in a heroine crisis, aren’t we?

Dude, thanks for sharing. You really made me feel your situation and particular perspective. I appreciate you opening up like this because people who don’t have their minds right need to hear stuff like this. Shit, even people who think they do.

“And Mila is a mega star. One of biggest actors in Hollywood and soon to be Ashton’s wife and baby momma!!!”

Dude! This is amazing but . . . are we taking bets yet? I say season-ending injury by December. Anyone want that action?

I love you, Hamno, and I get what you’re doing here, but this was kind of painful.

“Do you want me to put sprinkles on that?”

I call bullshit. No New Yorker says “Avenue of the Americas”.

Chocolate guy: you creep me out. Your description edged a little too close to mouth-erotica for my taste. Stop making love to your food.

And you will find a certain number of people who, given certain combinations of genetics and culture and upbringing and environmental factors and unpredictable occurrences, will plant bombs on a street in New York.