This take could have used more Spice(r).

What?! You mean a sexist and misogynistic show like Entourage is made by people who are sexist and misogynistic?!

I don’t agree with fucking young people, at least not until they reach the age of consent.

I will go bankrupt giving you all my stars.

+38 wouldn’t be appropriate here, so...

Everybody has his own Final Fantasy.

He’s never been IN the black either.

I got told I could be so pretty if I tried. All I wanted was roach spray.

*I would beat the bitch, not my mom, just to be clear.

My mom is 70 years old... if some smug bitch did this to her, I swear to god I would beat her senseless.

So someone tell me if this is right:

15,000 word write up coming tomorrow (complete with 3000 pop culture references) titled “why the Celtics actually won the game”.

I’ve been doing it for months. I don’t understand why Cooper just started.

Really?

Yeah, I think he might. I see this as an erosion of self-control that comes of dealing with mendacious liars (of which the Trump admin has many). I assume that most of them roll their eyes at Spicer hourly. And some shake their heads...

He really is a dumb piece of shit who sucks at everything.

Noone learned anything from it. People are all glad about the Rock wanting to run in 2020. He might be nice but that is not a job qualification.

Sooooo....I wasn’t born Trump-level rich, but I went to private schools where many of the other students were. The thing about the ultra rich (for the most part) is that they didn’t comprehend that some distant-past relative had once lucked into a clever scheme to take people’s money. They really believed that their…

How’s that investigation into the leaks, Mr. President?