As a member of society, I speak on our behalf.

He died doing what he loved...

Interesting new tact for NFL players: Suspend yourself before Goodell can

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

I saw those rocks and just imagined my vagina going “fuck you!” and sucking them right up into my uterus. And that’s how you get pregnant with rocks

Just depends how long the summoning takes. I’ve heard those can be time consuming

You know who didn’t kill the chemistry between Carmelo and Phil Jackson?

Wait, dammit, my edit went through after all.

New York, New York: “If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere. If you can’t make it here, we will still give you a lot of money.”

“two out of three, huh? That’s close to 69% right? Nice.”

or just add “and got away with it”

This is a banner day for human pieces of shit everywhere.

Wait until he drops your fantasy team.

And people laughed at me for not dropping him from my fantasy team.

Well now maybe he can move on in peace with his life . . . sentence.

“Let’s open up the libel laws.” - Dude in charge of America

This guy loves his eyeball. And this bird got revenge.

informed industry colleagues of the pending closure of the 18-year-old agency