“Joe Flacco is an elite quarterback!”

“Man, these Chili’s sliders are the bomb, right? Say, speaking of bombs...”

Psh, this guy basically wrote the book on hiring foreigners and stashing assets abroad.

Irsay: “There were really just too many bumps to ignore here.”

To be fair, Indiana produces a fuckload of NBA players too.

Nah

Let’s pump the brakes and consider what it means to expect and demand the first and only black president to be responsible for saving us from every single thing.

Actually, Obama’s done quite a bit to slow down the GOP, like pumping $500 million into the Paris climate agreement and preserving Federal lands. He’s pretty much the only President in our lifetimes who never went through a lame duck period.

Conner. His name is Conner.

HOW DARE HE NOT BE BARACK THE MAGICAL NEGRO WIZARD. What is this, even? What the fuck was he supposed to do? Every option I can think of involves pretty much civil war with the armed-wackadoodle class, and that’s a whole lot of bloodshed I personally would like to not see.

I’m getting weary of all the dramatics. It’s getting absurd. Shit is likely to be bad, but we’re not “all gonna die!!” at the same time during Trump’s presidency.

We’re all going to die. And not in a philosophical sense where we talk about mortality and the long arc of history and all that, I mean like WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE.

I’ll panic when the nukes are on their way. In the meantime, I can’t live in the state of anxiety that would be required with the knowledge that we are all going to die.

I respectfully disagree with your assertion that we’re all going to die. At least in the next 4 years. Humanity has seen worse.

On the eve of the inauguration, I think it’s a good time to remember that under President Obama, twenty million Americans gained health insurance, cutting the percentage of uninsured Americans to single digits; same-sex marriage was legalized; DADT was repealed; combat positions were opened to women and transgender…

..much less nine / eleven.

Back when Sandler was funny... what’s it been? 20, 25 years?

Which? Keep a president accountable? Or mock the gullible who voted for him? In a word? Yes.

It’s really hard to get to Vegas when your Carr is broken down...

The only reason for this stupid rule is so equal information is available to all gamblers and sports books. Yet the Raiders aren’t going to get penalized for knowing for the entire second half of the season that they were moving to Las Vegas. Sad.