HOT PRIESTS IN YOUR AREA, GATHERING AT THE EDGES OF YOUR VISION, SLITHERING, TALONS CLICKING HUNGRILY, JUDGING YOUR SHOE AND SOCK SELECTIONS

Guiltr would have been more to the point.

HOT PRIESTS IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD!

I shouldn’t have laughed at that, but I did anyway.

If this was Russia, they would have dropped this unguided pod into a civilian area and killed 27 people.