After all the juvenile, grammatically flawed, big-dick swinging slander they post on that website about Samer, it’s a breath of fresh air to finally see him clap back. Composed, well thought out, and articulate. The same reasons people read Deadspin instead of Barstool in the first place.

Let us ask ourselves if we can imagine any scenario where Michael Jordan would apply criteria to this discussion that in any way might threaten his assumed position at the top of a ranking of modern NBA players.

The thing is, this is like when Fox news tried to call out The Daily Show for not being “Fair and balanced.” That’s not The Daily Show’s slogan, just like winning isn’t the fucking goal of the “dirtbag left.” Winning is the goal of centrist, career politicians. That and claiming to “go high” are the only currency…

Wow, you’re truly stupid.

I already love dogs. I don’t need another reason to love dogs. But when dogs tackle children, that love soars even higher.

Jason Isbell

The randomizer is picking from one of my mixed folders.

Because you punch up, not down.

I am doxing here but fuck him

A baby bird in the nest that opens its brightly-colored mouth and makes a peep sound will be fed by its parents. It will continue doing this until it is a fully grown bird. Meanwhile, a baby bird that does not do this will starve to death.

Um, if it had nothing to do with the city, then why is the T-Rex short for Torontosauras Rex, idiot.

Precisely! Paul Ryan is a “wonk” in the sense that most undergraduate students are “wonks.” (I include the 18-22 year old version of myself in this group). They have ideologies on how the world should work but never get into actually playing out how those ideologies may be functionally enacted and the consequences of…

Let’s remember some Hawk Harrelson calls.

I was so excited for them to walk into a bar and then it didn’t happen.

And basketball players could just lay it up instead of dunking. And America could have just virtually exterminated Native Americans without treaties instead of adding the treaties. I could just cry myself to sleep on the toilet instead of also masturbating.

Speaking of human sexuality courses: a friend had a class at UT with Vince Young and when the professor asked one day for people’s ideas of foreplay, Vince said “that’s like sucking on titties and what not”

They’re speaking in hockey code.

Christ Burneko, I knew you were cantankerous and anti-establishment, but when did you go full militia and buy an isolated compound?

The best Ryan Dempster story is when he stayed at Fenway pitching batting practice to fans until 3 am after the Sox won the World Series in ‘13

Very disappointed in you, Burneko. I mean, subtle plagiarism is one thing, but lifting your title straight from the Ford Field home locker room walls?