Hack =/= installing a paid app

In the last 15 years Kotaku was my go-to site. I come less and less, which is still around 1 time per day. I’m annoyed I’ve been click baited, this isn’t even a metroidvania. And Dread is an incredible game...

The next gen upgrade is free if you own the original, calm yourself.

I could have sworn that was Jonah Hill.

I’ve been playing the game since it unlocked late yesterday evening and...just...wow. I’ve traditionally detested roguelikes as a genre, but always knew there’d be an exception out there somewhere. And I think Returnal may be it. Similarly, I can’t stand when a game is made intentionally hard purely for its own sake,…

got five letters for ya. i-l-u-v-u

Damn, people really crying about an extra $10. Skip a burger combo for the week and there’s your game. Damn thing looks like game of the year material and people are whining it costs an extra Hamilton. Watch the same people get Gran Turismo 7 at launch and cause a race wheel shortage.

You go to any swimming pool in the country and you’ll see women in bikinis. Children will be there and will be able to see women in bikinis. This is simply what the swimming pool is. Same with hot tubs, there just aren’t as many hot tubs as there are swimming pools.

Japan really has a hard time understanding that if you tell people not to do it, they’ll just do it harder.

And how the fuck do you presume to know any of that about me, huh? I work in the entertainment industry (and now teach it, as making a living in it grows increasingly impossible year after year, and having a salary, health insurance, and retirement benefits is essential as I approach 50) and for that last 20 years…

Oh, they switched it around? Thank god. Why did I have to long press for the quick menu? I never understood that. Makes more sense this way.

It’s still around, just freelance: https://www.youtube.com/c/HighlightReel/

I’m not personally endorsing people to do this but my one gaming buddy has been calling up the scalpers and telling them “Hey we have a deal I meet you in 30 minutes” then proceeds to no show and trash them over text. I personally don’t have that much time on my hands but some of you might get some satisfaction doing…

Said why, for whatever that’s worth. Will now ignore replies for the next few days for the sake of my fragile sanity, most likely. 

Look...Ian...I mean this in the nicest way possible, and I say this as a fellow progressive who has tried to get people to vote for Bernie twice in a row, and this isn’t directed at you specifically but at the group you are currently representing with this article...but please, shut the fuck up.

its nice to be worried about dumb consoles for a change instead of EVERYTHING else in 2020.

This is the same guy who wouldn’t go on the record saying that Trump’s comment about voting twice was asking people to commit an illegal act. I find it difficult if not impossible to believe that the AG of the United States doesn’t understand the law.

I’ve never seen King of Kong, or anything where this dude actually speaks. I’ve only seen the picture of him smirking at the camera and this one. I’ve only seen his stupid-ass ties.

I’ve only played a handful of Magic games in my life, but isn’t black referencing the card type? Like, the cleanse card says all black creatures get destroyed, and while that’s worthy of a Sterling Archer “PHRASING” it doesn’t strike me as racist.  Aren’t there also red creatures and green creatures for the red cards…

It’s 10$ a month you Obama phone loving jackass. If you want FREE, take the into YOUR HOME and GIVE IT TO THEM.