A tornado in Florida lifted a pickup truck sitting on a used car lot and threw it into the path of oncoming traffic

“Dude, am I too high or did the food here get weird?”

Yes, especially if you eat their bean & cheese burritos.

People astound me, everyone knows you gate check adults so they go in the cargo hold and that overhead bins are only for carrying on children and little people.

I watched a bit of a series about the history of England during the Middle Ages.

A perfect metaphor for my life. It took off when it shouldn’t have and had a brief yet glorious ascent ending predictably in a giant ball of expensive disappointment.

“Did you know your phone automatically calls 911 if you scream it while running?”

Can we take a bit of time an unpack this?

Well I am pretty sure this $56 billion package, which is fucking bonkers, is likely mostly in stock, so in reality is $56 billion on paper, but not really $56 billion in reality, he couldn’t cash it out all at once

Shania Twain tried to warn us...

Ok airline pilot here. Depressurizations happen, not super common but anything can break. We have procedures for this, I have done this once actually. We perform whats called an Emergency descent. It’s an emergency procedure that requires getting down to a safe altitude as quickly as possible, this is a unpressurized…

I’ve seen him race twice at Watkins Glen.

This. ^^^

Assuming they were at cruise altitude of 35,000ft, the instant the flight crew received a pressurization warning the likely donned their oxygen masks and busted out their “loss of pressurization” checklist (although some of that checklist might be memory items)

Regardless, once they established oxygen flow and…

When is a plane “drop” not a plane “drop”?  When it’s a Jalopnik headline and article.

Ideas for rat/car movies:

If the A/C works this is a NP all day long. And I despise most German vehicles.

Where is this place I can fish for children ? 

thusfar, everything humans have put in orbit, including the ISS, isn’t totally outside our atmosphere. That means over time, the orbit of any object will degrade. Typically for satellites, this is a pretty short time - there have probably been telecom satellites launched and crashed within the span the ISS has…

The Baltic Arrow was reportedly carrying timber

If this had a V-6, it would be on a BHPH lot for $4999. Is the engine worth $10k? No.

When we finally see one in the hands of journalists for a test drive, I want to know how the LATCH system works in the front seat. Getting a baby seat in and out of a hypercar these days just seems to be an afterthought for these engineers.