Lando wins the weekend.

I forgot to submit my WTF story. There was a classic 1930s Bugatti in a dinky center-city used car lot. Full wire spoke wheels, horseshoe collar grille, and classic Bugatti blue. Turns out it was a VW bug-based kit you could buy in the seventies. The bodywork was very convincing.

Just take off. It seems like a self-solving problem.

Once again you bring the logic to the unhinged. Great post.

Yum!

And what an awesome dress.

You mean Jalopnik Meth, right?

I volunteer to be a test subject.

Yeah, this makes no sense.

I wanna buy it just to fire it up at 6 AM and get the hissy-fitters to post on Nextdoor.

A dollar per pound? First 2000 lbs are free.

So the FIA is going to investigate the FIA. I expect extreme harshness to be meted out.

I want a million bucks and big-boobed blonde as a companion. I’d say California and I have about the same odds of this happening.

Miami is often viewed as a gateway to South America. The Miami GP is seen by F1 as a way to have another South American GP without all the ickiness of actually trying to find a venue in SA and get someone to pay the sanction. So as long as the wealthy South Americans continue to travel to Miami to watch, there will be…

Yes! It looks like a bathtub toy.

Wait, you suffer from Erectile Dysfunction?

This is the kind of trash talk I CAN get behind.

The headline from Today’s Allentown paper is:

Tuerk is a pretty good dude. He is a friend of a friend.

It’s nice to see Hertz sponsoring the WEC cars.