It’s not Pro Street if the tires aren’t tucked under the fenders. It’s just a shitty build.

Is this Torchlopnik?

TimTams are the bomb!

What a Lucy football pull. Augh! and Good Grief!

It’s Litteral-y the best.

The scooters need to pop themselves up and automatically return to dock.

This is the correct response.

There should be an amusement park that lets you do this for a fee. (Not my original idea)

How do you pronounce two EEs and an I?

May there be a ring of hell for scammy telemarketers. One where ever torture is done to the sound of ringing cell phones.

How low can we go on people’s stupidity. I thought we hit bottom but folks just keep digging.

If only the stadium and arena owners would allow us to open carry inside, we wouldn’t have to hide them in our cars. You never know when the fans from the opposing side want to mix it up.

He beat Jordan Taylor. Who had a great qualifying.

That’s the joke.

I believe that Camaro owner has been hitting the pipe way too hard.

Time for a constitutional amendment.

Is this first draft of your book?

Did he dance out of the car with penguins?

Did he dance out of the car with penguins?

Ford Fairmont. It was not even fair.