Minus $200 off the price for my time to remove those awful pinstripes.

TIL that the Urus doesn’t even use a Lambo engine. It’s a Porsche. Lame.

Did you steal those sunglasses from Elizabeth?

Did you steal those sunglasses from Elizabeth?

Yeah, this report smells like bullshit.

Sorry, this is the best:

Fuddruckers are disappearing in the East. Closest one to me is two states away in VA.

You speak the trooff.

Negligabl3e in relation to a thousand other factors that make up efficiency.

This is so minimal as to be negligible.

Oh hell yes!

The US military already provides intelligence to the Mexico government.

Wow, you are a piece of shit.

747 and a half. Awesome.

One of my sayings is: “Panic is the opposite of progress.”

Whatever happened to that truck full of jewelry that was stolen while the drivers napped and ate. You know the one, where the value of the jewels was variously reported to be between $100,000 and $100,000,000

No love for the Bronte poem?

This is the correct take. But expecting a correct take on business from Jalopnikky is just not gonna happen.

Prolly Comment of the Year already. Nice job!

Nightmare fuel.