Was checking the calendar for a first of April date.

I never knew somebody took my picture when I flew that one time. Seriously, I’m not that fat, but that is about my frame.

Yes, state DMVs suck at their job and can be easily gamed to get phony driver’s licenses.

Wait, they actually delivered product to real, paying customers? I disbelieve.

I jumped an unmodified Olds Cutlass higher than a Piper Cub can drive.

90%+ is embarrassingly low? Your other two points I agree with.

Awesome!

A whole bunch of Jalops don’t know what reliable means.

The Honda K-series motor is arguably the greatest four-banger ever conceived by human beings

With the top down it is a better looking car than the coupe.

I love you sweet leaf.

No duckin way. That sucks.

Boom is the dumbest name for a supersonic aircraft maker, next to maybe Crashing in a Ball of Fire.

Sheesh, Alpine builds a tough car. Most other races would have been disabled by that slapdown.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, none of this will happen.

I spend 12 hours a day in one. A little slice of heaven.

Pics or the sticker didn’t happen.

The company that made them got out of the business.

You’d be amazed how poorly some wealthy people plan for their demise.

Eh, used Indycars of this era don’t go for a lot these days.