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Jerry Wiegert's Hair Helmet - Deceased
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Hello fellow Shrek-shaped humans. 6'6", 275 here. My hip bones are wider than the distance between most standard airline armrests. Once I was assigned to an exit row, where they now mostly have those gawdawful fixed-arm seats. This seat was so narrow that I could only sit on the arms. I was lucky that they found me a

Those bastions of engineering knowledge, state’s Attorneys General. Sure, I trust they know what they are talking about.

You were the target market for that.

A local driver from the 80s (who shall remain nameless) took his Formula Atlantic on the streets. Cops chased him down and gave him a ticket for operating an unlicensed vehicle. Privileged!

You are aware that Musk has other investors and loans lined up for Twitter, right? The purchase price is not all to be covered by his Tesla holdings.

But that won’t provoke outrage headlines for bloggers.

More red flags than a Chinese military parade.

Cabin drain plug included?

Who’s collection is it?

Google the DP01 Champcar. It brought all the beauty back,

Gimme the LC500.

We don’t kink shame here. Except for Furries, because Furries.

Video?

My mom’s favorite was her 460 powered Thunderbird. Rode like a cloud.

Dan Stern will be along soon to explain why their headlamps aren’t optimal.

What’s your preferred brand?

Just tryin’ to beat us all to the punchline.

No credit for bullying through Operation Warp Speed, which literally saved millions of lives?

This is gonna go over like a Led Zeppelin. To really make an impact on quality of life, they should offer a discount to all-electric trucks to encourage the city delivery companies to switch.

Busted on Firefox. Works on Chrome. Been this way for 6 months or more.