The last half of your Zelda: BOTW blurb reads like a drug addiction. You keep chasing the dragon.
You’ll never get the high you got the first time you tried meth, I mean Breath of the Wild.

Leave Sheetz out of this. That is a damned fine chain I will defend vociferously.

Counterpoint: a grown man who created an anonymous account ON Twitter to defend himself is a loser. Didn’t Kevin Durant do this?

Also, what’s with this new angry/aggressive Durant.

“Listen, these Reindeer games are always tough. I wanted to get Rudolph a bit more involved, but this was no Fog Bowl. On defense, I wanted to see a bit more Blitzen. As for the endzone celebrations I thought Dancer and Prancer were fine, as long as it’s within the rules and in good fun.”

Yep, you sound like a Bengals fan.

Literally anyone could have written that false information. Your sources are suspect.

On a run: the smallest sliver of football must touch the invisible world-spanning plane for it to be a touchdown.

He’s black.

THIS NEWS PLEASES DOCTOR DOOM

Yes.

I was a political science major, and I have been doing a lot of thinking about what a Jones upset would mean. It’s pretty significant, and requires a fair amount of nuanced thinking. So I apologize in advance if this gets kind of dense and long, but here’s the analysis of someone who studies and thinks about this…

The NFL’s Quarterback Middle Class Is Dying

We’re aware. Trust me. The football fans least happy after a Steelers win that isn’t a Super Bowl are Steelers fans. Always.

It should be very easy to pick between those two options for the rest of the season.

26-14 or, as it’s known in Alabama, courtin’ ages.

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There were 3 shooters in the JFK shooting: Oswald, the grassy knoll, and a squirrel in a tree on Dealey Plaza.

i, likewise, demand answers for why the packers haven’t been as good since rodgers got hurt. i’m not saying obama’s behind all this, but i’m also not not saying obama’s behind this.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP READING. LET THAT BE THE ONLY THING YOU TAKE FROM THIS ARTICLE.