Counter-proposal: Keep all golf courses active but also populate them with wolves.

Pence

If people want to effect change, real change - they gotta stop having conversations with the NRA and their ilk, who’s sole job is to stop limits on gun proliferation.

Big talk from a guy who guy who’s built a career around encouraging shooters.

Leonard, we’ve got a winning record this year, and, frankly, some of the guys aren’t happy about it. We’ve got a reputation to uphold.

Conservatives:
My business is successful because of my personal accomplishments.
My business failed because of your politics.

Uh, was he wrong on either count? Nope. Fuck off, Pop’s still a genius.

Just wondering if you read the above article about Purdue that this Californian gentleman was commenting on.

Jesus Christ. I am an EMT and just about spit my beer up reading this. ANYONE halfway trained in emergency medicine would have put him on a spinal board and transported him with sirens to a hospital asap. Sitting upright in a fucking van?!?

Huh, my favourite magician has always been Harry Houdidn’tgrabmyass.

Packers fan here.......came here to see if anyone is comparing him to Rodgers (justifiable because he looks awesome). Philadelphians need to make sure this guy doesn’t give up dairy though.

WTF, no opinion on diagonal staples? So much better, and less chance of tearing.

GODDAMN THIS IS THE GOOD, PURE KINJA I COME HERE FOR

With Rodgers out for the season, the the league officials in NY were told to make sure Brady gets to the postseason

His mistake of course, was he attended real actually classes.

Fuck Jerry Jones. Fuck Donald Trump. And fuck the Cowboys. You ain’t America’s team anymore. That honor belongs to the Jacksonville Jaguars.

After the camera stopped rolling, Bevin turned to his boss and asked, “How was that? Was it just as you wanted?”

“The main reason Santan is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.” - George Carlin

If only there was a checkbox to donate $10 to investigating Duke on my tax return. Instead of that stupid campaign funding thing.