“They don’t really think Adrian Peterson is worth $18 million, do they? I’ve gotta go over there and let them know how stupi....”splat.

The 14 stunned birds were later quoted as saying “They were so good at the beginning of the season, what the fuck happened?!”

Once Trump turns his energy to reopening all the coal mines and factories, like he promised he’d do, we’re going to see an econimic boom like no other.

BREAKING: Democrats are more pessimistic about Republican led administration than Republicans.

$38,000 cash to a HS basketball player? No.

Obama: All I did was wake up & go to a meeting. *shrugs*

He took the easy road by going back to Cleveland? Instead of re-upping with the team that he took to the finals 4 straight years?

Kyrie Irving would like to have a word with you about the world we live in.

He is after all..... A merciful God.

hubris

A caller asked later her whether they ever had sex before games and Upton said that he was superstitious enough that they never did.

Ok, but what about a BJ, Upton?

Less visits to the mound.

It’s Wisconsin. Even their women can play offensive line.

Because once upon a time, not that long ago, actually, as recent as the 1980 when I registered to vote for the first time, the Republican party’s primary chalice was fiscal responsibility and state’s rights, not hate. So I am a registered republican even though I haven’t voted for a republican for a national election…

His golf “relaxation” has cost this country $10million in one month. Presidents do not get every weekend off. It’s insane and wasteful and an abuse of the office.

I love that you don’t even see what you did here.

Certainly not! And, of course, while they disagreed with Obama politically, they recognized he had legitimately won the election and never supported Republican efforts to obstruct his agenda, because that would be hypocritical in light of their current complaints that Democrats are obstructing Donald Trump.

Kellyanne Conway confirmed that Trump is a great golfer. In fact, she referred to his last win as The Putting Green Masacre.

Well, I will say this. I am very sure he’s not being hypocritical about this, and I’m sure if you looked at his twitter history there would be no tweets criticizing a certain politician for spending too much time playing golf rather than running the country.