“Hey guys, did you see what Ubisoft is doing?” - Nintendo 2017

I’m confused here about the role of this James Dolan person. I remember all of the 1990s and it was clear to me then that Michael Jordan was the one who owned the Knicks.

Snyder took a three-year hiatus

Oh, I know. It’s awful. Sadly, it isn’t any better on other carriers. I mean, it might be better on Sprint, but then you have to be on Sprint and like, no one wants that.

Settle down Kellyanne.

“Now Ernie. Ernie, listen. I’m not sayin’ Lebron ain’t great, what I’m sayin’ is Lebron is not an all-time great. Ernie, he didn’t even call bank on that shot. You gotta call the bank on that shot to make sure your line of credit is good if you miss it and lose your bet. Gotta call bank. Now - now Jordan woulda called…

Oh god. It looks like the election night probability chart all over again.

TO should be in, no doubt.

Before anyone starts with all of this “It’s because he’s black” crap, let me point out that Wayne Gretzky, despite all his amazing accomplishments, is also not in the Football Hall of Fame.

And Randy Moss is up next year. There is no way they will put in both him and Owens on the same ballot.

Me and Adrian Peterson would have been dynamic.

Those numbers aren’t great or anything, but if I were a Vikings fan I’d rather have Vick on a one year deal than trade a 1st and 4th for Sam Bradford. And that isn’t even a hindsight is 20/20 situation, that trade was stupid in real time.

Her opponent later admitted that it was the longest he ever lasted with a girl.

“but the sheep candidate had emails and Baaa-nghazi”

Pretty sure you mean to take away from this.

Go Falcons.

“I haven’t paid much attention. I’m just a positive person.”

This one is tough.

I shit you not, somebody called the local sports radio show here in Detroit and claimed Barkley was better than James.

In what universe is LeBron James not a top 5 player?