Debbie had me clutching for air when she said she needed a glass of wine after Dean's slow, serious walk out.

I was '91, but yep, you nailed it.

It sure was a joke. And there's even a plot twist. The guy who said it is a Catholic.

I wish my cable provider only charged $8/month.

One day when I was in college, I was walking through campus with my buddy. We came across a few people handing out pocket-sized copies of the bible to passers-by. When they offered them to us, my roommate looked the guy dead in the eyes and said, "No thanks, I only read nonfiction."

And 3 males, 3 females.

This is actually where I disagree. Andre has been the most consistent character on the show. He's wanted to run Empire since the beginning, and he's still pushing hard to do so. If it seemed as important to all the other characters, the audience WOULD still care who is running Empire.

And they air during EVERY SINGLE EPISODE.

Really? Andre's sideburns are the only reason I still watch this show.

I was really hoping the board members were going to say that they only wanted Cookie as CEO.

Yeah, I thought it was funny the author mentioned the other two, when I immediately assumed it would be Jillian.

I guess 4/20 got in the way of my attention.

OUTWIT

I have a feeling it'll be Aubrey or Cydney. Jeff has made this seem like a subpar season (which it has not been at all so far), so I have to think there's either a medevac towards the end that really ruins the game, or there's an "undeserving" winner (Nobody has even mentioned targeting Michelle once this season, and…

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Everyone in the game is always a threat in one way or another.

Not to mention the weed-infused hamburger that Michelle won and Debbie subtly ripping a one-hitter on the jury.

And all of this time I was under the impression that she was a human!

If Tai was planning on sticking with Jason and Scot, he would have voted for Aubrey. Aubrey would have then gone home with the super-idol play. Tai did have a choice. He just made it before he voted.

I'm hoping for a season of many idols. I'm not sure how many, because obviously too many wouldn't be good. But if they did something like that, I wouldn't mind the super-idol returning. If one person finds both idols, it wouldn't be quite as bad.