*bury the lede

The one who was sentenced for either a felony, a DUI, or a drug offense back in 2005?

I had a grade school teacher tell me I wasn’t blonde, my hair was more “dirty dishwater color.” I’m still angry about it.

I similarly refuse to date in my industry.  It’s a small group and they talk - I don’t need my boss knowing what I like to do in bed.  Also, I spend 50-70 hours a week with these idiots, I know what they’re like.  Not a single one of them is relationship material.

Guys who can’t pronounce nuclear.  My ex used to say “nuke-yu-lar” and it drove me mental.  Turns out it’s also a pretty good indicator of basic grammar knowledge.  He also confused you’re and your; their, there, and they’re; to, two, and too, bring and take, etc.  He also used to say “Vietmanese” instead of…

In competitive swimming in the US, the word “freestyle” has supplanted “front crawl” as it is the fastest stroke and the default technique used for any freestyle race. I appreciate pedantry, but feel compelled to also point out raising this factoid or saying “front crawl” in a competitive setting will get you nothing…

You’re a monster.

I didn’t know I wanted this.  But I totally do.

My grandma was a lifelong smoker, but when she got dementia my mom was able to convince her she had quit for about two whole weeks.

I currently work on a dealing floor. Can confirm it’s better to show up still drunk.

From Singapore to Maui. I was going there anyway for an outrigger canoe race, but he flew in from Seattle specifically for the purpose of hooking up. The fact that he was my ex husband’s good friend and former boss was just a fringe benefit.

Did you hear what happened when Nomura bought Lehman Brothers after the mortgage lending crisis?

When my ex and I split, the only thing we argued over was a large abstract painting that had been done by a friend.  It was honestly the only thing I wanted to keep as his aesthetic was very much backpacker headshop chic (literally every room had a tapestry and they all smelled like nag champa). He suggested that…

I’m about the same size as you and go for Chantelle brand. They have them in major department stores like Bloomingdale’s and Dillard’s so you can figure out what you like. Then order them from herroom.com. 

And if you’re familiar with the market, you know it’s not the first time someone shat in another person’s drink/cup.

My dad was a photographer and one of his largest events of the year was a gathering of incredibly wealthy big game hunters (don’t get me started) who frequently had conservative politicians and actors as guests. Working as his assistant at many of these events, I got to meet quite a few people. Still a high school…

could HAVE

Before UNLV broke the Fremont Cannon, it was fired by the ROTC at Nevada games. Basically, put the responsibility in the hands of a group better suited to responsible hazing.

We aren’t engaging in a game of tug of war, it does ZERO damage ya numpty.

This exactly!