Listen. 2:1 ratio water and rice. You need twice as much water as you have rice. 1 cup of rice? 2 cups of water.

-Boil your water
-Toss in some salt
-Add half a cap to a capful of vinegar depending on how much rice you’re making
-Pour in your rice
-Stir ONE TIME
-Put the lid on
-Turn your fire to low
-Walk away for 20…

Weird! We always stuff the bird AND do a casserole because the stuffing (in the bird) is very moist from being in the steamy cavity while the dressing (in the casserole dish) has the best crunchy bits!

The fact that you consider Alabama on the side of light on any subject is galling.

“The fact that you consider Alabama on the side of light on any subject is galling.”

If you stuffed it into the bird’s ass, it’s stuffing.

Fun fact: Civil War is the compromise name. While the war was ongoing, most northern papers used something along the lines of The War of the Rebellion. I suspect that the northern name not being the one in textbooks is as much a reflection of how unwieldy the name is as it is The South being whiny.

So some people just... dump it out of the box and... that’s it?

Wait wait wait . . . you’re telling me that your family makes stuffing without every putting any INSIDE the bird? So it NEVER absorbs all the juices and rendered fat from cooking? This is the saddest thing I’ve seen all day

All the stuffing I’ve eaten has come out of the bird.

The fact that you consider Alabama on the side of light on any subject is galling. They’re wrong on morality. They’re wrong on their obsession with football, which has roots in Debt of Honor bullshit about the Civil War. Until recently, they were even wrong on the name Civil War. Fuck that War Between The States crap.

Agreed. It’s got more flavour and I like the texture.

The biggest reason to update your Samsung phone to the latest version of Android is probably for the emoji.

Makes you wonder what he is willing to do when hundreds of people aren’t watching/listening. I hope she can find safety.

But, they noted, the maps that reveal item locations are only purchasable with Helix. Such maps had been obtainable in the earliest Assassin’s Creeds just by playing the game.

Kinda want to watch Outlaw Star again just to see the episode where Jim meets that one girl in the park, mades a date, and she never shows up ;-;

Kinda want to watch Outlaw Star again just to see the episode where Jim meets that one girl in the park, mades a…

Agreed! It’s just another case of subs being “dumbed down” for American kids because there’s no way they could ever appreciate the subtleties, they’d get bored and hate the movie! Right?!

Apparently it won’t do a very good job of it.

The surveillance state was never meant to save us. It was meant to keep the 1% safe from us.

Clearly this only thing that is going to prevent something like this from happening is for us, as a country, to double down and really dedicate ourselves to sending houghts and prayers.

Also, don’t forget to feed the birds currently living in your beard.