On her very first car trip ever, Bertha Benz was not wearing panties.

I once convinced my college roommate to let me cut his hair, into a mullet. He kept it for a whole week because all of my friends and I kept telling him how amazing it looked. He came home that Friday in his jeans and denim jacket, sat down on the couch looking defeated and said:

Something something "old iron sides".

I like the C4 more than the C3. A lot more.

RV is sad it got cropped out. "But I have stripes too!" "Shut up... not yellow enough, get back in the corner."

Totally disagree, dude. If you're worried about maximum occupancy, get a "regular" S-class.

::Said with a redneck French accent:: "Hold my wine while I try this!"

Hahaha. It'll be a competition every week!!!

There, there is no bunny.


Now I am mad.

You know what I like about high school girls? I get older but they stay the same age.....

*beatnik

Birch bark is what catches fire real easily, not the wood itself

Well just in case you and 472CID's entries don't work. Here is some backup:

36/M.... err I mean F/AZ here, whats up big boy

haha Some facebook friend of mine posted some stupid thing about listing your nickname and someone posted "im called a grammer nazi" and I corrected her, then jump on Jalopnik and saw a chance for 2 in a row.

grammar

GM slogan

Eric, you're obviously not a business owner. Credit card fees are a huge expense for businesses and finding ways of circumnavigating them (or lowering them) is paramount.

Isn't "ApplePay" already just corporate greed? There are open payment systems out there, but Apple came up with their own proprietary system. Now CVS doesn't want to take it and it's THEIR greed we're concerned about?