Hahaha. It'll be a competition every week!!!

There, there is no bunny.


Now I am mad.

You know what I like about high school girls? I get older but they stay the same age.....

*beatnik

Birch bark is what catches fire real easily, not the wood itself

Well just in case you and 472CID's entries don't work. Here is some backup:

haha Some facebook friend of mine posted some stupid thing about listing your nickname and someone posted "im called a grammer nazi" and I corrected her, then jump on Jalopnik and saw a chance for 2 in a row.

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Drug dealers, illegals, strippers, wait staff, and other tax evaders to name a few.

How the fuck did they get it to fit? It may be "ONLY" 5.9L, but it is very tall and weighs close enough to 1200lbs. I'm impressed.

...830 milfs?

it's much more an issue of aero / drag at higher speeds.

NFW. You may have seen 75 in the instant readout (the bar graph?) courtesy of a false flat, a tailwind, or a period when it was drawing down the battery but 75mpg@75mph over a long distance is a pipe dream.

What kind of car gets 75 mpg at 75 mph??? Also, are we talking American gallons or Euro gallons?

If you frame the Earth and its fellow planets as passengers, then I suppose the Sun might potentially be considered a vehicle... Public transportation, even.

An Indy Car will do 242mph at Indy. I believe they're burning ethanol made by corn.

So these insane color choices and crazy wheels are ok, but black and gold is terrible? Literally almost the exact same color scheme with baby blue is not terrible, but this is?

Man what's wrong with you. Children can't eat vans!