Somehow this call is going to be blamed on Marilyn Manson.

Nope, not bothered. In fact, I can’t wait for the Nissan Tit. I’m going to motorboat it. I mean, tow my motorboat with it.

Toronto: To be a world class city we need the NFL! Send us a team!

I was totally expecting his dick pics. This is awkward now.

The auction winner.

My mom did. Here’s her email to me the next day:

God forbid a woman should express a strong opinion about the sport to which she has dedicated a huge portion of her life. She should just shut up and smile pretty and get a Gatorade endorsement!

Gun to my head? Damn, y'all take shit serious down there.

You and me and seven well-behaved dogs could win 90+ in the early 2000's AL Central

this is rare and valuable footage of the Bay of Pig invasion.

Except the Kings. The Kings would still be fucked.

He’s already demanded a trade to the Pirates.

“Sacramento is a wonderful place to live”

Well I’m a Blazer fan, so fuck this question.

Whenever your friends suggest an activity that requires a lot of money being spent, suggest something else. If they want to go to a night club, suggest a movie night at home. If they want to go to a ball game, suggest a nice nature hike instead. If they want to go on a trip abroad, suggest spending a long weekend in…

Wow, it is embarrassing when the prospect of a few thousand people not being counted in the ratings is thought to be important.

Best/only sub 5k sleeper I could find on ebay:

Nigeria’s Scrabble ambitions date to the 1990s, when several local fans convinced the dictatorship of Gen. Sani Abacha to make the game an official sport, a designation that brings funding.

Obligatory:

"Hey kids, who wants to see James Harden?"