well, I'm crying because it's true.

Ha Ha! It's funny because it's true.

I've no problem with the first game's name. It's the sequels' monikers that bother me.

Deep Down 2: Deeper Down
Deep Down 3: Even Deeper
Deep Down 4: Electric Deepaloo.
Deep Down 5: Live Free and Deep Down
Deep Down 6: Deep Down Versus VI 358/2 Deeps ~ Birth By Deep <Re:Deeped>
Deep Down 7: A New Deep

Oh shut up, rape jokes aren't funny, and your childhood is definitely just fine.

I for one welcome the return of console wars that get so vicious that you'd swear one of the CEOs kicked the other one's dog or something.

This is funny. Some of you guys are way too touchy.

People are going to make cracks about the game's launch or how that means it's still broken, but seriously consider what they successfully managed to do here: they took a truly broken game and pulled a switcheroo more complex and complete than Cataclysm (FFXIV 2.0 is a completely different game than 1.0) on a fraction…

Because that's not why they did it. They saw pre-order numbers and saw PS4 20-1 against Xbox. It had nothing to do with doing what gamers wanted, it had everything to do with their market share. To be fair though, microsoft did try to "innovate" per-se with a lot of those features. They just made the mistake of…

Shots fired. Time to watch the flame wars.

Please, for the love of cthulhu, don't bring hitler into the conversation, or in G-man's words:

Wooo Content creator!

Should of stopped.

Sorry, you're wrong. But I'd be mad, too, if I were born without a sense of humor.

If you think about it, now that Disney owns the rights to Star Wars they could totally make this happen at Disney World. I expect to see life size models of the Tie Fighter, the X-Wing Fighter and the Millenium Falcon at Disney Land within the next 10 years.

Happy anniversary to Kotaku Japan!

I'm a gamer, and I've never played GTA.

It gets me every time.

"I have to say it doesn´t work for me."
"I gotta say I'm not feeling this at all."
"Doesn't fit the dark gritty feel of the game. I hate it."
"Now, all we need to do is make SS with TP grapichs :3"
"It looks like a map in TF2."
"Pretty cool, but doesn't look very good. I prefer the original."

LAYING DOWN SOME PIPE

If I inherited ten million dollars, the first thing I would do is clear a plot of land somewhere and build a life-size replica Millennium Falcon. The second thing I would do is move into it.