Pretty sure that's just one regular sized portion of fries in America.

Robot ninjas in 15 years. I'm calling it.

She is my new hero.

Not only did that man witness Abraham Lincoln's assassination, but he lived through the assassination of two other presidents, he'd seen the coming of the automobile and airplane, he lived two World Wars and also saw the advent of the atomic age. Incredible.

I care. Your statement is invalid.

I loved it when I first saw it, and I still do. FUCK DEM HATERZ.

"snikt-snikt gangnam style!"

Same goes for you.

A smidgeon.

I'd purchase a...something...that had the Mario one on it.

"Plus according to the anime they possess human level intelligence they are more than animals."

I'm actually pretty impressed. Not enough to stop me from playing Pokemon B&W 2 or from eating the Big Mac I just bought, but impressed nonetheless.

It'll eat your penis.

Onomatopoetically would be a terrible name for a Pokemon.

Goddamit, really wish they'd just release an HD version on the PSN store.

Well isn't this a nice hot cup of depressing.

Your Conan impression is terrible.

A steampunk Portal game set around the early 1900's could be awesome.

Lies.

Yeah that really quite unfortunate placing of the blushes on those t-shirts xD.