Hitler's nephew fought in the US navy.

ESPECIALLY for music.

The Nazis had much more fundamental problems than a bit of a delay.

Classic Hitler! What's crazy is the whole ideology of fascism.

Honestly, 'Angel of Death' doesn't seem pro-Nazism so much as just as really exploitative and distasteful.

At best, that's a massive over-generalisation.

Mustaine strikes me as a guy who should never be allowed near a microphone for any reason.

Men with long hair.

The only real difference between a fascist monster (like Adolf Hitler) and a fascist clown (like Nick Griffin) is power.

You missed out the words "stupid" and "ignorant".

WORST. PUN. EVER!

"We're the alt-right! It's like the far-right, but somehow slightly more contemptible."

Dear Dr Spaceman,

Nicaragua is a dagger pointed at Texas! Cuba is going to invade the US!

And what the fuck is Piri Piri (aka Peri Peri, and if that isn't suspicious….)? One day there's no such thing; the next, it's everywhere. Who is behind this mysterious flavouring and what do they want???

And Mondays will henceforth be known as Donald-J-Trumpday. As will Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, Fridays, Saturdays, and indeed Sundays.

You get all the STDs?

Oh, cry me a fuckin' river.

"Exit…. pursued by bear?"
ROAR
AAAAAARGH!
CRUNCH, CRUNCH

Angela Lansbury is never happier than when stabbing someone through the ear with an icicle or beating them to death with a leg of lamb. ALLEGEDLY.