“As a straight, white, Catholic male, I check every single box of deplorability.”

yeah cause you have to personally know native americans in order to understand that chief wahoo is racist and stupid

I stand humbly corrected.

This seems...incomplete?

Wait, what *did* happen to the Bernie obit?

He’ll probably walk away from this with a fistful of cash.

How many boiling angry flying cockroaches have you personally encountered today?

[cue Martha Coakley weeping inconsolably]

Yeah—BBC seemed like a chill friend, though, so I didn’t want to seem like I was being a dick about it.

NO COME ON LET’S YELL AT EACH OTHER ABOUT THIS!!

Author here. These are good and fair responses (especially the Senate one, since she clearly relishes kicking ass there). My point is even if it were practical for Clinton to tap her, some ugly gender stuff would have made it a tough sell.

I retract my original comment because this is the better response

Is it too late to add this as a full-stop DON’T to the rules for pickup basketball, need to edit post ASAP

NOW WE’RE TALKING

Both of you are being way too reasonable about this debate. Someone call someone a racist or something?

Yeah man, I’ve had stretches like that too, bouncing around looking for the right game and trying not to get my nose broken in the meantime. Godspeed out there, and hope for better results soon.

you can’t make me

Kinja* FINE YOU WIN, AUTO-CORRECT

Kinda ether* obviously. That sounds great, I’ll check it out. Get better soon. I’ll be the guy wearing all black so as to mask the sweat.

This is a good and accurate addition. Playing with anyone who knows and happily embraces their role, whatever that role is, is almost always dope and fun. By contrast, I will run as if there were a fire from playing with the guy who spends ten minutes before the game obstinately failing at spectacular attempts to…