It is entirely too fancy and not nearly rusty enough for you David.

This is a 10/10 on the jalop scale. Godspeed, you lunatics.

David, thanks for these amazing rundowns with input from Torch, probably the single thing that keeps me coming back to this blog.

This is the right take. Flip it in a week and never even put the title in your name. Only things I would do different is get him down to $1000-1250, and then replace the injector in his driveway right in front of him just as a fuck you for letting the car get like that

I have owned 2 GM vehicles, the hate is well placed.  I don’t care how nice this is, will never buy another GM product again.  While that may sound sort of short sighted, and maybe their new products will be paragons of reliability and quality, I seriously doubt it.  That said, interior looks nice, front end is ok,…

The interior looks really good, but what in the hell and all things unholy is going on in the back.

Front looks pretty cool and I like it!

He’s done jackshit. Any benefits that we may have seen are left over from the previous administration. What he has done is try to gut nearly every single aspect of this country just so he and his cronies can financially benefit.

If you haven’t...go watch that Axio interview.  That’s his legacy.  That’s how he’ll be…

Can someone please, when Trumps says, how great he is for us, what specifically does he mean? Did I miss a bill or law passed? My paycheck and job has been the same last four years, so it can’t be that.

Exactly! It was time to replace those tires last year.

“Oh no he didn’t wash his hands.  He’s getting in the car...  Why didn’t you wash your hands??? OMG THE INTERIOR OF THAT CAR IS SO CLEAN FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WASH YOUR HANDS!!!” -my brain

I never thought articles about random people’s junk projects would be some of my favorite content but here we are.

I have a neighbor who always wants me to listen to his theories on 5G and why he refuses to have wireless metering on his water. I wish he would take up shitbox collecting.

generally agree with your thoughts here.  The Crossfire is at least interesting.  Most of the rest of the collection is just depressing. Keep the truck - that’s practical. Keep the Crossfire, because it’s interesting and also doesn’t look like a pile of rubble. Keep one practical DD (I was leaning toward the Cavalier,…

Oh my this is the content I crave. We moved out of our HOA 2 months ago and dammit I can't wait to paint my front door teal. Take that assholes!

His house, then use the proceeds to buy a place without an HOA?

I’ve covered that topic several times about not overextending yourself - https://jalopnik.com/stop-overbuying-your-cars-1829751357

I’d take it, but I still would pay the thing off the day the warranty runs out. Payments or repairs, never both on the same car for me. If I can’t pay it off in within the factory warranty terms, I can’t afford that car.

Every SR-71 article that gets posted here gives me goosebumps. Not only are they all incredibly well written, they are so damn interesting as well. Thanks Tyler, and thanks Mr. Thomas for sharing!

Jake from State Farm is kind of pissed.