Better yet:

The Autopian. Next Month.

Indeed. Right now they’re still on the company’s dime and must abide by the rules.

I would suspect Jalopnik would not link to a competitor

Oh... I, uh, don’t know if I’ll still come around anymore much after this.

Ironic that you also did not use a period

Sure, as soon as Ford renames it to the Probe.

I think what you’re seeing here is car companies trying to be tech companies.

Nah, I think writing about it to us and commiserating with all of us is his therapy.  Then he’s on to the next project and it starts all over again.  Thanks for seeing us as your therapy group.  I do wish that manufacturers used anti-seize compound on all their threaded products.

David, if you were a mechanic rather than an engineer, you would be the world’s most honest mechanic. 

Dang!
Mr. Tracy you have been on a roll lately with the great articles!
Fantastic illustrations and while you may write that you don’t know why you agreed to do this tragicomic task, risking life and limb, of course you know:
You. ROCK!
Also you need material for articles.
So.
But seriously, it is a kind dedicated thing for…

In a perfect FSD world there will be no stop lights, signs, nothing, just an incredible series of TERRIFYING yet orchestrated near misses...basically like driving in India :)

This begs for a reality TV show following the (mis) adventures of a millennial car enthusiast who can't seem to reduce his car collection, to the chagrin of his neighbors. Hilarity ensues.

It does seem like a convenient work-around for him to take his salary in stocks instead of cash-money so that it’s already taxed less than a salary, and then just never pay the tax on it by never withdrawing it as cash-money.

I’m not saying it’s a good idea - but your examples don’t work.  The linked article specifically noted that principle residences (so, your house), and 401ks would be exempted.  

Per NPR this morning, “The tax proposal would apply to just about 700 taxpayers.” Unless you are one of those 700 I wouldn’t be too worried.

There is absolutely no plan to tax the 401k of middle class Americans, full stop. The threshold for the tax is tens of millions of dollars, but thanks for the scare tactics.

Oddly enough, as a regular person with a regular job, I pay quite a bit of my income in taxes, percentage-wise. Somewhere to the tune of nearly 30%, between federal and state (not including sales, etc.).

This trend of offering cars in no colors that aren’t grayscale needs to stop.

True Jalops use desktop computing machines.