I have an almost 12 year old and it's exhausting trying to keep on top of her instagram—the positive thing is that all her friends follow me and don't mind if I follow them. (all about the number of followers you have!) I don't really ever like or comment, so I guess sometimes they forget that I'm following them. I…

Oh, shit. Sorry. The girls would murder me.

You obviously aren't a runner. A) Look at her profile on athlinks.com. She's never come close to doing a marathon under 4 hours. And now she runs a 2:55? B) Google her race photos: she's definitely NOT a sub 3-hour gal. C) If you were able to run a 1:18 half, why would you run a pedestrian 1:36:51 for the first 13…

Believe it or not, this move was/is a mainstay in Derrick Rose's rehab routine.

See, this is why I don't go to the gym.

Fortunately, Cutler is immune to criticism. Unlike his kids, who aren't immune to a goddamn thing.

She was probably about 15 years younger than I, thus was not as apt to receiving a business card. Well, that's her loss, because that was quality card stock my friend. And it was embossed.

Yeah, it comes across as unprofessional to me as well. Don't give people chores or errands, just give them your card.

Because the position has been calmly explained time and time again and is literally just a Google search away? You can only write "Feminism 101" so many times.

"Ms. Rhimes chose a performer who is older, darker-skinned and less classically beautiful than Ms. Washington, or for that matter Halle Berry."

Thanks for breaking this down since I was kind of too angry about it to think this critically. I think she also called Nicole Beharie, who is the lead on Sleepy Hollow, a sidekick. Seriously, fuck that noise.

I want the show to be about Jake. Jake taking his shirt off. Jake taking a shower. Jake cooking. I'm telling you it would literally be the best show ever.

I am SO psyched Abby is getting more attention now! She sat down next to me at an airport and naturally I gasped in a stage whisper to my friend, "OH MY GOD IT'S ABBY!!". I was so embarrassed by how giddy I was, but she was so gracious. She offered to pose for a picture and answer questions about the show. And no, I…

Sure, just as long as she kills off Fitz. Please. Please, Shonda, please.

I watch it just for Kerry Washington's facial expressions. She is my favorite over-actor.

Can we finally all agree that this show is horrible but for whatever fucked up reason we all just love seeing the sexy white president fucking the bad ass black woman?

Ahem.

Can we just go with "never?" It is NEVER ok to leave children or animals locked in a hot car. COME ON, people. This is Texas. Heat indexes are expected to reach 105 today, you could bake cookies on the windshield of your car. And it's just gonna stay this way until October. We ALL know this. We go through this EVERY…

I disagree with your statement that children can learn languages faster than adults. I will say first that a child is able to learn a language better because they don't have any negative learning habits to prevent it from happening. Adults have all sorts of hang ups with regards to learning a language, but our brains…

I like the tips, they're all great. But as a linguistics student I think this post comes dangerously close to supporting the theory of Universal Grammar which is horrible. It's basically the creationism of language study.