I'm not really sure what privacy and dignity have to do with it. If we're in separate stalls, what privacy/dignity has been surrendered?

WITH SOAP, as I often have to remind my child.

That's a whole other can of worms right there.
The sex offender registry is a pile of horses**t. Some places, thankfully, have Romeo and Juliet exceptions, but the registry sometimes ends up being used as a blunt instrument against young men. (Not all the time, not most of the time, but sometimes.)
You can never come…

I mean, if you're in a public bathroom, maybe deep breathing isn't the way to go, but I'm with you on the rest of it.

No, but there was a lot of buzz about it being "the Black Grantland". When ESPN decided Grantland was a no-go, I assumed the Black analog was out the door with it.

I thought this was cancelled when Grantland shuttered. Huh.

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My parents never had any kind of trouble from me as a teenager (other than that one time). I went to college and stayed the same. The most I can say is that I used to get drunk at parties. No drugs. No promiscuity. I stayed boring.
You know what? I'm okay with that. No judgment on the girls who chose otherwise. The…

Oh man. That episode broke my heart. Not only Marcia's hair, but also that turrible hair piece they had on Leonard Roberts.

Nah, that's not true. Hairdressers and doctors get the same grumbling about running behind.

Tuition remission is a beautiful thing.

Reason #1 why I didn't bother to get that free MA in Arts Administration despite working at a major art museum for the last four years. Babysitting creative is not my ministry.

Informed decision making

Is he still alive? The gratitude card still valid.

Wait. Can you get it reinstalled? Because there's no use risking it with a rusty spoon if you might could have it back.

"Somebody new" better be an upgrade. Like Boris Kodjoe-looking, house cleaning, back and foot massaging, keep me in the lifestyle I want to become accustomed to kind of upgrade.

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If I'm not worth your time to get to know—and really that ain't happening either because married—regardless of how this turns out, you can miss me altogether.
I suppose it saves both of us some time.

This is what confuses me about the drive-by hollerings. What's the success rate there? Does anyone have a happy story about how their parents got together because Dad leaned out a window and hollered at Mom while she was walking down the street? Cut to 40 years later and they have babies and grandbabies all over the…

According to my lesbian girlfriends, it's the same for the ladies. Don't get handsy with your girl just because she happens to be a girl. She's going to read it as the sign of interest. Which it is.

I'm not a sports fan, but women do get that in video game and comic book spaces, too. It's disgusting.

Oh, no! I don't think these tweets are faked. But a significant number of the Jimmy Kimmel ones are.