Hmm, I didn’t consider this angle. You could always have them mine for you?

Oh, this is a paid product, and the article is an ad. Got it.

You don’t speak for all veterans. Veterans do not get to decide what the flag/anthem mean to the citizens of this country.

You can repeat yourself as often as you like, and you’ll still be wrong.

That’s not how being a manager works. You’re responsible for the appearance of your staff. If I wore assless chaps to work (even though my dress code doesn’t specifically outlaw assless chaps) it would be someone’s job to tell me not to do that because although some establishments are fine with assless chaps, this one…

See also: calling anything you don’t like “hipster.”

I’m about your age, but I’m more taken aback when someone calls me “sir”. I’d take Dude any day.

“Help! My server speaks like a millennial nitwit.”

Were you having dinner around 5:30PM?  Were there kids on your lawn at the time?

Clearly, you haven’t played any of his games.

Respectfully, I think the hot water does make a difference. (Like I said, tried this many a time with lukewarm water and just didn’t get the same results.) And the towels don’t pill for me after a few washes, but yeah a napkin works too. Thanks for mentioning that. 

When tables are outlawed, only outlaws will have tables.

Tonight’s guest on “How to tell someone is not from New York”

Well... You’re a dick.

This thanksgiving, I am thankful for the people who keep our comments section so interesting.

This is how I enjoy life.

Well, given the state of the Buffalo Bills over the past 17 years, I’d say “building for the future” isn’t exactly their strong suit, whereas actually slipping into the playoffs during a year when the AFC is pretty top heavy might actually interest some fans again. But if you’re going to tank, maybe go into the season…

“Wait a minute. Almost no one who has committed a lethal act of terror in America has come from any of those countries on the executive order, and even fewer are refugees. What is this travel ban REALLY about?”

You should send one to Rand Paul

You should send one to Rand Paul