Now that this has been published, I look forward to the Bills’ inevitable loss tonight.

Oh man, please turn this into a series. Topic suggestions:

You lose, fartface!

Also he fucks horses.

How dare deadspin publish a post by Mr. Petchesky, with his slavic sounding name, on this, the 5th anniversary of the Ljubljana Marshes hot air balloon crash in Slovenia. I am aghast at the insensitivity.

Please add a comment that one should never transport firewood too far, it spreads a plethora of invasive insects and other non-native species to new areas, all of which have devastating effects on the local ecology.

This is good stuff, Ben- thanks.

The separating distinction between normal person in a costume and mentally-ill person in a costume is those paid to dress up for the sole entertainment of others (costumed characters, mascots, Big Bird...) vs. the people to self-identify as a dog-man on the weekends.

How about I respect them just as much as I would anyone else with an obvious mental illness: with a hope of trained staff lurking nearby and an awareness that in the event of psychiatric crisis, I might need to file an incident report?

I heard Barron Trump calls Robert Mueller “Papa Bob.” People are saying this.

As punishment I will eat one cup of plain Chobani (AKA, sour cream).