Like those women who join the real housewives shows but claim to have never seen an episode before!

Every time I hear someone complain about government waste or lazy government employees, I think “you, good sir, have clearly never worked for a corporation in the private sector.”

That IS the joke, but people have no room for parody or humor when they’re too busy being outraged and policing other people.

Considering who her father is, all suitors would be bland to her.

I’m sorry, I just read the headline and had to immediately make a comment of.

I remember even in their heyday, Jon and Kate + 8 always made me think of the Dionne quintuplets. Now it seems like it was potentially even worse.

There’s a widely-held view that family size is absolutely off-limits for judgment, that there’s no limit to the number of kids a parent can love and care for, and that anyone who questions such choices is a monster.

I’m not an attorney, but I have graduated from multiple Law & Order franchise marathons over the last 20 years.

Came here to say Brendan and Keanu are Canadian.

Yes. But I believe her exact words bullshit was “As for my future with Balenciaga, I am currently re-evaluating my relationship with the brand, basing it off their willingness to accept accountability...”

Wow, you’re really invested in defending a violent serial abuser. How many women have you beat? 

If you are not African American I hope you are checking your implicit bias at the door.

Mercifully I’ve never had to do through something like this personally but having dealt with courts in other matters, just getting a judge’s attention to approve agreements can be a challenge. I mean this happened FAST. Of course I’m not Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen so their lawyers probably have better access.  It…

Honestly, she sticks out the sore thumb she is.  She looks nothing like the other “ladies”, wrong color scheme and is like 6-8 inches shorter.  I’m a dude and, I would have cropped her out too.  

Imma throw this one on the pile of, “Yeah, normals would do that too.”

As in, there are quite a few non-awful people, some of them even liberals, who would take a look at that first picture and be like, “Yeah, we don’t need the Goth who decided to wear black to a Florida wedding.”

I remain stunned that Marla Maples…

“If they’re Black, then it’s a gang. If they’re Italian, it’s a mob. If they’re Jewish, it’s a coincidence and you should never speak about it.”

No kidding. After interest, Gomez owes her 1.37 kidneys.

This is why you don’t lend money or organs to friends...

Republicans heads explode because they're against gay marriage, but also mad that these beautiful women won't fuck them, even though they totally deserve it, but ALSO CAN'T WAIT to try to find the nudes. 

Absolutely. The only way it could have been better was if she had a clay bust of his head, but not necessary.