Could we leave the dramatic fights in high school? You’re a mom for Christ sake.

Stadiums have horrible sound. It is impossible for even the greatest singers to sound decent. Lip Sync is always the way to go. It’s still her not Milli Vanilli.

I respect no girl who falls for that line.

I heard the same shit about Pam and Tommy.  If you are a douche you will be a douche with any woman.

Ozempic does not just melt the weight off. It’s an appetite suppressant - like Dexatrim. You have to still exercise and work out.  And the second you stop taking it, the weight goes back on.  I don’t have an opinion about her use either way, I just think people need to understand that you still have to put in effort.

This is because Michael is dead.

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THESE ARE THE PEOPLE MAKING DECISIONS FOR OUR COUNTRY. WHAT THE FUCK. Take it out to the parking lot and be done with it. But don’t pull hair - that is a pussy move.

Who is going to start the countdown to the divorce.  What is the over/under? 

TTTTHHHHAAAAANNNNKKKKK YYYOOOUUU. She is a fucking singer, not Mother Theresa.  Why is everyone so far up her ass?

You know how the internet works, right?

Cry me a river Bey.  So no one else in this category worked hard to accomplish their dream?  Please.  

Was Billy Porter not there?  I only live for him.

OMG Shut up Bey.

I’ve lived my life based on this truth.  I’ll confess as much as I need to - my ass is going to Heaven.

FACTS

Marky Mark for the win.

I miss high school in the 80s where everyone just beat the shit out of each other for talking smack.

Same.  I’m here for every minute.  

I feel personally attacked by that.